Top Ten Democrat Reasons to Re-Elect Barack Obama

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10. Mitt Romney wants to kill Big Bird.

9. Mitt Romney wants to kill Big Bird.

8. Mitt Romney wants to kill Big Bird.

7. Mitt Romney wants to kill Big Bird.

6. Mitt Romney wants to kill Big Bird.

5. Mitt Romney wants to kill Big Bird.

4. Mitt Romney wants to kill Big Bird.

3. Mitt Romney wants to kill Big Bird.

2. Mitt Romney wants to kill Big Bird.

And the Number One Democrat reason to re-elect Barack Obama:

1. Mitt Romney wants to kill Big Bird.

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