Well, piddling is what Obama does best. No doubt he’ll do more of it. Here then are my predictions for Top Ten Additional Obama Executive Orders:
#10 Income tax audit for that guy that was mean to him in 10th grade.
#9 Michelle Obama fat jokes now punishable by six years in Leavenworth.
#8 New Obamacare mandate: extra-large suppositories
#7 White House staff to be issued those cool Che Guevara hats.
#6 Raise the ethical standards of the administration by appointing new cabinet secretary Lance Armstrong.
#5 In order to receive federal education funds, school districts must replace Pledge of Allegiance with Obama National Anthem
#4 If Congress doesn’t raise the debt ceiling, no dessert.
#3 In honor of Elizabeth Warren, September is now National Fake Indian History Month.
#2 Twenty percent increase in Snausages for Piers Morgan.
And the #1 Additional Obama Executive Order…
Special 150% tax bracket for all citizens named “Rush.”