#10 Martini is stirred, not shaken.
#9 007 goes back to hotel room, finds Chris Christie in his bed.
#8 M has to resign after affair with Paula Broadwell.
#7 Chase scene is on Segways.
#6 Thanks to QE3, Miss Moneypenny now worth only half a penny.
#5 Villain named Ernst Stavro Boo Boo.
#4 UN Small Arms Treaty requires Bond to use a gun that just fires a flag with “Bang!” written on it.
#3 Q’s workshop staffed entirely by Oompa Loompas.
#2 Villain has evil scheme to sell health insurance that doesn’t cover contraception.
#1 Bond says to girl, “Let’s just cuddle.”