#10 Next time, campaign in all 57 states.
#9 Honey Newt Newt
#8 New Obama nickname: Ol’ Doodyhead
#7 Chris Christie sumo wrestling
#6 Fox News – now 20% foxier.
#5 Zombie Ronald Reagan – Gangnam Style
#4 Complementary Election Day shuttle for billionaires
#3 Elisabeth Hasselbeck Playboy spread (Be honest: you’ve thought about it).
#2 Dick Cheney’s Rockin’ New Year’s Eve
And the #1 GOP Comeback Strategy: GET MORE DAMN VOTES!
Michael Isenberg is the author of Full Asylum, a novel about politics, freedom, and hospital gowns. Check it out on Amazon.com.
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