Thursday, November 8, 2012

Top Ten GOP Comeback Strategies

Top Ten

#10 Next time, campaign in all 57 states.

#9 Honey Newt Newt

#8 New Obama nickname: Ol’ Doodyhead

#7 Chris Christie sumo wrestling

#6 Fox News – now 20% foxier.

#5 Zombie Ronald Reagan – Gangnam Style

#4 Complementary Election Day shuttle for billionaires

#3 Elisabeth Hasselbeck Playboy spread (Be honest: you’ve thought about it).

#2 Dick Cheney’s Rockin’ New Year’s Eve

And the #1 GOP Comeback Strategy: GET MORE DAMN VOTES!

Michael Isenberg is the author of Full Asylum, a novel about politics, freedom, and hospital gowns. Check it out on

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