Showing posts with label Gracie Allen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gracie Allen. Show all posts

Sunday, May 13, 2012

George and Gracie Discuss the Dishonesty of Banks

In view of last week's disclosure that JPMorganChase lost $2 billion in derivatives trading, it seemed appropriate to post this exchange from the December 7, 1950 episode of the George Burns and Gracie Allen show:
George: Mr. Vanderlip was here—
Gracie: Oh, don’t mention that man’s name to me again. I’m never going in his bank again.
George: Why not?
Gracie: Well, because it’s dishonest.
George: Dishonest?
Gracie: I was there yesterday to make a deposit and as fast as I put money in one window, somebody was taking it out of another.
Obviously Gracie subscribes to the Austrian school of economics.

The exchange about banks is at 26:00, but the whole episode is worth watching.

Sunday, April 29, 2012

Gracie for President: The Surprise Party Kicks Off its Presidential Campaign

George Burns and Gracie Allen radio show from February 1940 - Gracie runs for President. They covered pretty much every political joke you can think of.

Gracie: I'm running for President.
George: Gracie, How long has this been going on?
Gracie: For 150 years. George Washington started it.